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When the game tells me the area isn't desirable enough for plebs, I put on a glove puppet and say, in a posh voice, "Picky swine, these plebs". As my wrist swings from the monitor to my face, Reverend Bojangles looks around and replies in a cruel sneer "Crush them all, Mr Blyth, they are disposable nothings from ill stock.

With refreshingly little direction from the game, I start building everything I possibly can. I reason that a mayor's town will fail or thrive not on whether its buildings have adequate resources within their spheres of influence. I reckon, as long as I can bluff it when you get a visiting dignitary, I'll be OK.

I can imagine it now: "As you can see, Caesar, I've built loads of temples and there's a couple of ace wells too. Temples are wicked as. I'm a bit worried now. I've built the library between the amphitheatre and the plebs' homes. This is possibly a mistake - the rowdy crowds will go screaming past the library on match I days, causing all the librarians to furrow their brows.

As it turns out, the pleb classes couldn't give a toss about books, and are too ill to be bothered with the amphitheatre. I think I may well have A been jumping ahead of myself here. I turn my attention, grudgingly, to basic health and water supply. After fannying about for some minutes with equal gusto and aplomb, word comes from Rome. They want grain, and plenty of it Now, I curse the freedom I was given earlier. I took that time to fill my fields with adorable cows, to see if you can hear them moo when you zoom in really close.

And now Rome wants grain. I check my goals and find that sure enough, cows have nothing to do with it. I find more fertile land and quickly grow some grain. Rome seems perky, and tells me: "You are no longer failing. Carry on like this and you may reach mediocrity. They want grain? I'll give them grain. I'll build more grain fields than could be strategically useful. I'm so keen to show Rome who the new grain-growing daddy in the Empire is, that I build grain fields well into the night.

Stupid Caesar. If this petulant approach to town planning seems unprofessional, you haven't seen my blueprints for a massive statue of Caesar going cross-eyed with his arse hanging out. After leaving the computer for a while to attend to myself in the toilets, cafeterias and hot tubs of our luxurious office complex, I return to find that Jupiter has vented some considerable wrath on a couple of my Wildings.

I check my row of temples, and the daft tart's only gone and ightning-ed his own chapel. Also, people are sneezing everywhere, so I build a doctor's office and look for a Fitness First in the big menus. Inspecting the rest of my buildings, it B seems that Jupiter went proper crazy- B berserk on my town. I mean, honestly. If it's not one thing, it's another. Caesar in one ear, going on about grain. Can I have a bit of grain please?

I am Caesar after all, and my tummy really aches. But how do you get revenge on a god? What would grab the attention of those. Take that. That's you, that is, Jupiter. That's you on the weekend. That's you on your best behaviour, because you've got a job interview.

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